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Six (Not So) Subtle Signs You Are a Medium Addict
1 min readMar 3, 2019
- You check your stats at least 500 times a day. Minimum.
- Each spare second is a moment to whip out your phone and check Medium— while you’re in line at the supermarket, waiting for the train, on the toilet, when you’re out on a romantic dinner date with your partner …
- You forget that 99% of internet users have never even heard of Medium, and have no idea what you’re talking about when you go on about how many claps your last story received.
- You spend more time scrolling through Medium every day than you used to on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram combined. But it’s okay because you can convince yourself you’re being productive.
- You say the words, “I could write a story about that,” about ten times a day.
- When you’ve seen this woman so many times it almost feels like she’s an old friend …
